i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
and Leo’s reaction damn he has been passed over so many times.
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes