green-satan:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

do you mean: choosing a career?

geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

image

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
blackdenimjeans:

My fav is a liar
When you forget your phone at home
impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek


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